Day Z Diary
A group of my friends
have started playing the Arma II mod, Day Z, a Zombie survival mod
which is as brutal as it is buggy. Yet these bugs mean nothing once
you're playing the game as you're either a) running for your life, or
b) having a ridiculously fun time and these two options usually
coincide.
I've decided to put
together a little diary of our adventures in the barren wasteland of
Chernarus as we fight to survive against starvation, zombies and
dehydration. But mainly against bandits.
A little background
information about our group may be necessary, so here is a list of
the heroes of the story.
Badger: The
protagonist and narrator of this story, aka yours truly.
Tony: My main
companion in the various adventures across Chernarus. Tony and I have
been playing the most and for the longest. We have taken it upon
ourselves to be the unwilling leaders of the group, mainly because
we're the only ones with a sense of direction.
Panda: The
coward of the group, always complains that we're going to die, never
wants to go to the dangerous places, likes to fill his bag with all
the “phat lewtz” he wants.
Squiz aka: “Captain
Geography”: Newest member to
the game, has 0 sense of direction. Once tried to head east to meet
up with us, ended up on the western border of the ENTIRE map, three
times.
Qworn: We
don't see much of Qworn, he likes to run lone wolf. Often in
airfields getting shot at or at the other end of the map. Fires upon
anyone he sees. Will play the music of Brokeback mountain if anyone
is near a tent.
Day
1
Considering
our group was recently annihilated by bandits in a field we've had to
start again.
Starting
locations:
Badger:
Centre of Elektrozavodsk
Tony:
Otmel Island
Panda:
Cap Golova
Squiz:
Kamenka
Right,
so I'm in the middle of the most populated and dangerous city in the
game. Brilliant. Oh well, best to hit the ground running. I spawn on
the beach, which is the usual location for spawning and decide to
head directly into town as I can't see many zombies around me and I
can pick up some supplies for the group. I head past the hospital,
leering in to the sweet, sweet medical supplies inside. But no, not
yet, I can't risk attracting all the zombies around me, lest the
bandits that are undoubtedly lurking around me. So I decide to head
to the church.
Oh...
it appears I've attracted a zombie.
Wait...
Oh
christ...
Around
40 zombies have spawned on top of me... Brilliant. I try to run into
the church to find.
Another
40 zombies.
This
is a good start.
I
run away from the massive horde of zombies baying for my flesh and
head towards the school, it's got three floors, I can funnel them and
kill them all. I have 6 clips of 7 bullets. 42 bullets... Great.
Once
I'm in the school my character starts hyperventilating. Quite fitting
considering I'm crying in real life. I manage to take out 8 zombies
with 8 head shots. At least I'm being efficient.
Over
the top of the zombies moans and the gun shots. I hear Tony
complaining that he can't decide whether to choose his AK or a lovely
crossbow... Wanker.
I
notice the noise has died down, I should be screaming and firing
round after round at the horde of zombies that was chasing me, but it
appears they've all disappeared. At last. Some luck. I decide to head
back to the church. What's the worst that can happen?
In
the church I find a crossbow and a new larger bag! Success! This luck
is continuing. I sneak out of the church and decide to try out my new
silent weapon.
I
line up a hopper in my sights.
I
carefully aim.
I
fire.
I
miss.
The
hopper continues as if nothing happens.
I'll
just pretend that didn't happen. I go to collect my bolt which is now
embedded firmly in a wall and head back to the school. A revolver and
a map. Things are again looking up, who cares if I can't aim if I
keep finding things!
Tony,
after much deliberation decides to take both of the weapons he was
painfully deciding over... Wanker.
Argh!
I've aggroed another zombie! Time for this crossbow to do it's job.
I
hit the cunt! I also get the bolt back from his eye ball. My first
silent kill, and no one was around to hear it... Wait... Never mind.
Onwards
to the nearby supermarket. Pick up some bits. I
hear an update over vent about Squiz, he's managed to get lost
heading East. He's also managed to lose the sea. This happens a lot.
Tony is at Rog Castle, to the North-East of me. Close enough that he
starts heading west so I can meet up with him.
I
find an m1911, another pistol, I'm throwing away pistols to pick up
pistols, the world is my... pistol store. Squiz screams as he's been
shot and killed by a bandit. I would be sad, distraught even, if this
wasn't a common occurrence. He exclaims “Lucky bastard, he just got
himself two maps” I laugh a lot, and envision map man taking over
the world.
I
decide to crawl to the hospital so I can pick up some supplies before
leaving the city. My cowardice is too high and I can't stay in the
city much longer. I make it round the back of the hospital and
'liberate' some blood bags, morphine, painkillers and epi-pens. It's
not looting in the apocalypse. Whilst I'm sifting around the debris
like a junky I hear gunshots and enter panic mode. I run out of the
city as fast as I can. I catch the attention of three hoppers as I
run out, luckily they're pretty slow and just trundle behind me as I
flee.
As
I reach the border of the city I notice something moving differently
out of the corner of my eye. I look back to see the zombies miles
behind me so take out my binoculars. In a field about a kilometre
away I see him... A bandit. What's worse, he sees me. I drop my
binoculars and run, at a full sprint this time, into the under brush.
Squiz yells at me to kill him. Tony shouts over ventrillo “If your
heart is pure, the arrow will fly true.” He's a 1000 metres away,
and all I have is a crossbow, with an effective range of 40 metres.
Fuck that. I keep running. I turn around after about 5 minutes of
running to find two zombies (who I named Wingus and Dingus) still
chasing after my sweet, sweet flesh. I shoot them both in the face
and hide in a bush, calming my shot nerves.
I
hear my companions updating me on their current location. Tony, who
was heading north, aka away from the sea has ended back at the sea,
just east of Elektro. Squiz has arrived at the west of Elektro.
I
sigh and turn around.
I
decide the best thing to do is to wait at a little pond just north of
the city. It's away from the zombies and I'm hidden from the bandits
amongst the frond. The others shouldn't be long.
They
both are approaching a fire station which could mean they're
approaching the same one, unfortunately there are two fire stations
in Elektro and seeing as bandits are around neither of them want to
make too much noise. Well I say neither of them. I mean Tony. Squiz
is sprinting upright (a big no no in this game) and has a horde of
zombies behind him. Tony doesn't head towards him just in case the
bandits are watching Squiz in the same way that Emperors watch slaves
fight lions and hides in the fire station.
Unfortunately
there's a fresh corpse in here. An unlooted fresh corpse. Which still
has it's items. Which could mean that his killer is very close by. Fortunately
for Tony, Squiz has arrived at a different fire station. You can hear
the relief in his voice as I chuckle to myself. Squiz climbs above
the fire station, but the sound of smug satisfaction in his voice is
short lived when we rectify his ignorance about zombie's ability to
climb ladders. He's now stuck on the roof of a fire station with
angry zombies climbing up a ladder towards him.
I
lie by the pond peacefully.
Tony
hears shots and decides Squiz isn't worth it and runs towards the
pond.
Squiz
is no longer scared of the zombies bearing down on him.
Mainly
because he's been shot.
Again.
Squiz
blames this death on Tony, he should have helped him. Tony blames the
death on Squiz. He was on a big red building surrounded by zombies in
the middle of a field. I feel I side with Tony on this one. Squiz has
a new theory that the bandit was just trying to help him, and he
accidentally ran in front of the bullets. Poor, naïve Squiz.
Tony
is soiling himself whilst hidden in a bush and decides that although
Squiz Mk. 3 has resurrected in Otmel, he's a lost cause and confers
with me privately that we should head north together. He can always
catch up. We decide to head north to a nearby dam. There's bound to
be something there! Otters maybe?
I'm
still hiding in the pond waiting for Tony when I hear the distant
shot of a sniper rifle or an Enfield. Basically a weapon that could
kill me quite easily from very far away, and decide, as Tony can hear
it too. I'd best head off north on my own. Tony can catch up!